MEET THE ARTIST: MIKE HATSUNE

i worked on this character for maybe a month off and on when i got stressed out and now he's finally done! since he's an artist i thought it would be funny to make it kind of like a meet the artist sheet idk what i'm doing 
fave design is fave everyone come slobber on him 

name: Mike Hatsune
age:  24-26 
job(s): Youtube Artist/Freelance loser (Primarily animations/storytimes/sometimes speedpaints); Occasional camboy cuz honey needs 2 pay bills & not everyone can make 20gs off of patreon a month/professional dirtbag youth

>short, bad attitude & mad at everything, will kick your ass
>would stab someone with a palette knife in a fight; would do said stabbing if someone tried to rob him for his last 2 dollars in an alley cause that's his money damn it (enraged screeching sound)
>needs a lot of sleep- doesn't get a lot of sleep cause he abuses iced coffee and prescribed trazodone & that shit fucks up ur stomach and ur brain & he's usually full of coffee so he doesn't eat a lot either
>bad allergies so in the spring, he's basically knocked the fuck out on allergy pills what a snotboy
>has to smoke a fuck load just to sleep and eat tends to watch old recorded vhs tapes of bob ross before conking the fuck out because omg there's a happy little tree and it can be whatever you want it to be if u mess up
>a bird daddy: his bird his named oscar and he is a fat cockatiel and he is a smart good boy yes he is yes he is what a snookums literally would cut a man over a bird
>art school drop out cause fuck it but also now he has to ghost on his parents cuz they are embarrassed y i kes
>stays home pretty much all the time shut up in his apartment so most of the time he's in like pajamas or naked cuz hes gross
>exclusively wears yellow outerwear also it's funny bc i don't like yellow and orange but here we are what a sunshine boy
>ya his phone is a sidekick kachow watch it flip & bae loves snapchat filters
>popular online but not in person literally no friends or family come to visit he is a recluse he cancels plans any time they start to be made 
>10/10 he is 500% a fuckboy on tinder teasing u w/ the midnight booty call but he ain't gonna show up cause shit's rendering rendering rendering
>has made a dating sim but doesn't ever go on dates it's the worst sim
>lacks a lot of common sense but will still call people fucking idiots even if he's doing something fucking stupid right in the middle
>very good at sudoku 
>ears are #1 turn on spot & 150% a quick way to get him steaming embarrassed yikes
>yikes the puppy just wants to play <:^) i'm going to hell oh well
>basically just all the nsfw he's dirty af LMAO
>a half assed adult who sucks
>asmr addict & he loves squishy shit like toys and plushes and pillows and slime and his bed is covered in all the squishy things and there's no room for you in there sorrrrry not sorry <
>suffers a perpetual cycle of up and down moods